So, the NBA season is just around the corner (October 27 for those of you who care) and so I bring up a topic of discussion which we can all appreciate.
Who is the ugliest motherfucker in the NBA this year?
Here are my Top 10 for 2009
10. Joakim Noah
Looks like "Moto Moto" from Madagascar 2
9. Tracy McGrady
Best head fake in the league, his eyes are about as healthy as his knees
8. Dikembe Mutombo
Maybe he will retire this year so he can get back to his COOKIES!!!!!!!
7. Steve Nash
He looks like one of the statues on Easter Island, he's got a 6 head!!!!!!
6. Anderson Varejao
Sideshow Bob, the only venezuelan in the league is also the ugliest
5. Drew Gooden
What is it this like his 11th NBA team? Still ugly...
4. Luol Deng
Him and Dikembe are cousins I think
3. Chauncey Billups
Boy got little head and big ass teeth
2. Zydrunas Ilgauskas
I will call him Big Sloppy...
1. Ron Artest
Alien looking bastard
Make sure you let me know what you think about these ugly motherfuckers
I bet you're glad to have a sport that a Pittsburgh team is guaranteed not to win.
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White men can't jump?
ReplyDeleteSorry but you got the number one on this list way fucking wrong. Maybe because they have him hiding in Portland, which is fitting since he looks like a Sasquatch, but what about Olden???? That dude looks like his mom was raped by a retarded moose and the boogey man fucked his face to sleep @ birth. Last time i watched a Blazer game i had nightmares for 3 weeks.
ReplyDeleteAwesome, I owe you a beer for that one ;)
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